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MY DICK IS TOO BIG || Pendant Necklace || PERSONALIZABLE

LAUGHTER! The best medicine!!

My dick is too big for this @$#%!
We'll just have to take your word for it!!

Makes the PERFECT GIFT even if it's one you

give YOURSELF!!
* Complimentary gift box included. *

Let us help you CONNECT with someone special ...
and be forever remembered with our engraving option.

This pendant necklace is made from high-quality surgical steel with a shatterproof liquid glass coating and your choice of finish.

Handmade and shipped from the USA.

Your satisfaction is of key importance.

If you’re not 100% satisfied with your purchase please contact us and we will make it right. Your satisfaction is our ultimate goal.

Product Dimensions

Luxury Necklace: 18-22" (45-56cm) adjustable

Circle Pendant: 0.9” x 0.9” (23.5mm x 23.5mm)

MY DICK IS TOO BIG || Pendant Necklace || PERSONALIZABLE

"Love and Laughter - the soul hungers for them both."

Whether you are looking for a memorable gift
-OR- whether you are looking for that “little something” to lift your spirits or define your fashion sense ... we’ve got you covered!

♦ PLEASE NOTE: UNPUBLISHED SAVINGS ♦
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Add a Gift Bag Kit for $9.95

Choose Metal Finish

Luxury Necklace (Gold)

Luxury Necklace (Silver)

When available, choose an option.

Engraving - Yes!

Engraving - No

Engraving - Yes!

Engraving - No

Engraving Line 1

Engraving Line 2

$84.95

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Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.

Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:

USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)

Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days

UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days

Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days

Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

LAUGHTER! The best medicine!!

  My dick is too big for this @$#%!
We'll just have to take your word for it!!

Makes the PERFECT GIFT even if it's one you

give YOURSELF!!
* Complimentary gift box included. *

Let us help you CONNECT with someone special ...
and be forever remembered with our engraving option.

  This pendant necklace is made from high-quality surgical steel with a shatterproof liquid glass coating and your choice of finish.

Handmade and shipped from the USA.

   Your satisfaction is of key importance.

   If you’re not 100% satisfied with your purchase please contact us and we will make it right. Your satisfaction is our ultimate goal.

Product Dimensions

  Luxury Necklace: 18-22" (45-56cm) adjustable

  Circle Pendant: 0.9” x 0.9” (23.5mm x 23.5mm)
Each item is handcrafted and assembled with love just for you and your loved one. Due to this, please allow 2 - 5 business days for your order to ship.
Once shipped, you can expect delivery within:
USA: 2 - 5 Business Days w/ Standard (1 - 3 Business Days w/ Expedited)
Canada: 5 - 10 Business Days
UK & EU: 3 - 7 Business Days
Australia & New Zealand: 8 - 20 Business Days
Rest of the World: 5 - 10 Business Days

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MY DICK IS TOO BIG || Pendant Necklace || PERSONALIZABLE